The Secret Life Of Drunk Women, By Tout.com

Tout.com is a platform best described as a cross between Twitter and YouTube, where you can make 15 second videos and then upload them to three places: your Tout page, Twitter stream, and Facebook page.

This blogger has been Touting for about a year and a half, and also reviewing and “liking” the Touts of others. Frankly, while there were a lot of accounts, the action was brought by a handful of Touters, all using iPhones – then the Android people were allowed to crash the party.

Now, we have some wild Touts, some hateful Touts, but nothing to compare to the wild, sexy, wacky, and totally risque Touts of one woman who goes by ash_hemmen. The series of Touts you’re about to see is. Just. Plain. Wild.

Here goes, in reverse order from most recent on down.

In the first one below, obviously our heroines have had a ton to drink, and absent eligible and confident men, elect to play with each other at some random bar we all wish we were at.

The next video below basically shows how they got to the one above – another words the road to smashedom leads through Ash. Here’s to Ash!

The next video gives us a ground-table-level view of the heavy drinking action. Thus, the video above was just a contination of the drinking you’re about to see below. For some reason they were drinking beer from glasses placed on the table, then tilted. What that was all about, you’d have to ask them.

From the video below, it’s obvious that the girls didn’t start with beer; the visit to the establishment was kicked off with the requisite shot of tequila, followed by the all-to-common sucking of a lemon. Putting it all together, it’s fair to say these chicks were really drunk by the video at the top. Was this the start of it all?

Now, OK, if this was the at the same place, they were more hammered than it seemed above. Whenever you see a toilet stool, it can’t be a good outcome – if you will.

Now, what the next video show is just pure drunk girl bathroom mayhem, complete with one woman on the stool.

What this obvious was supposed to be, from the selected Tout videos below, was an epic night of drinking among friends…

And the bad news is also the good news: as of this writing, it’s still going on!

What this presents is the complete example of how digital communications and social media can present a full picture of what’s happening in someone’s life. Regardless of how you feel about what these women are doing, the way we’re able to see what they’re doing in quasi-real-time, is powerful.

Stay tuned.