Kate Upton TOPLESS on Horse Is Google Trend

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Kate Upton.

Ms Upton is the hottest supermodel on the Internet. Only a few – Chrissy Teigen, Michelle Jenneke, and Katherine Webb – can impact search results like Kate Upton can.

The woman who was reportedly flirting and kissing with Blake Griffin could have had me in 2012 at the NFL Draft Party at SPIN, but elected to stare at my bald held for a few seconds.

Truth.

getting on a horse, then taking off her clothes to go topless for a photo and video shoot.

kateuptontoplessWhat I don’t know is how the video came to be in the first place. But I do know it seems to coincide with her turning 21.

And as we look back on that, the other question is “Who the hell discovered Kate Upton in the first place?” Well, that ringy dingy award goes to one Richard Blandino of GQ, who wrote:

“When I met Kate Upton for her first go-see in June 2010, I knew that she would inevitably ascend to supermodel stardom. It was love at first sight, and then second sight, and then third. I remember many a double take as we walked through the halls of GQ. She’s drop-dead gorgeous, with her bombshell curves, but the obvious aside, it’s Kate’s sense of humor and contagious laugh that did me in. She may be the world’s hottest supermodel, but above all, Kate is just fun to be around.

Look, I have to be candid. When I saw Kate Upton in person at the SPIN Nightclub Party for The 2012 NFL Draft, I have to admit I was taken aback at how, well, normal she looked. Kate Upton looked like every woman I went to college with, truth be told. But she was less athletic – and I’m into women athletes.

To each…

But that doesn’t mean Kate Upton’s not special – it means the women I have been surrounded by are.

And they’re not topless.

Stay tuned.

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