Michael Douglas, in saying that oral sex caused his cancer, and not smoking and drinking, just gave an electric cattle prod to what looked like it was about to be a sleepy media Monday.
That was funny, because it’s a serious matter but, well, you get the idea.
What’s funnier still is that Michael Douglas, who’s still with the stunning Catherine Zeta Jones, said that while oral sex was the cause of his cancer, having more of it was the cure!
Wow.
Somewhere in the next day I fully expect Michael Douglas to wake up and announce that it was all a joke.
But really, I don’t that’s not going to happen.
Stay tuned.