Kyrsten Roth
Andrew Culver, 20, can’t find a woman of 19 or even, er, 27 years old, so he had to arrange a hook up with 15-year-old Kyrsten Roth, whom he met via the Internet. Kyrsten Roth, eager to escape her parents and become an adult, went out to meet this young man, and turned up missing December 4th, 2011.

Her parents were freaking out.

According to The Portland Tribune, the pair was found today.

Kyrsten Roth disappeared during the early morning hours of Sunday, Dec. 4. Her mother, Michelle Roth, combed through phone records and discovered her daughter had been frequently talking to a man from Susanville, Calif., since late October…During the nearly 24 hours before the girl’s disappearance, the home’s phone bill shows 15 calls to and from a California phone number, including a 100-minute conversation.

It’s obvious Mr. Culver was thinking with the wrong head, but a 15-year-old girl? The Portland Tribune article says that charges might be filed if detectives could prove they had sex. Well, good luck with that, but anyone reading this knows the two didn’t come to meetup for coffee.

Well, if 27-year-old Lindsey Huff can take out 16-year-old Parker MacDonald as his Homecoming date, someone out there thinks Andrew Carver’s AOK to be with 15-year-old Kyrsten Roth.

Crazy, man.

Stay tuned.

By Zennie Abraham

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