What do Ndamukong Suh, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Melissa Kellerman, and Arlene Mossa Corona, the Bikink Dog Girl, all have in common? All were top news stories on Thanksgiving Day. So this blogger figured out a way to combine them in one blog post.
The result was the assertion that Ndamukong Suh, the star Defensive Tackle of the Detroit Lions who rudely stomped on Green Bay Packers Offensive Linemand Evan Dietrich-Smith during the Packers 27 to 15 win, should have sex with Melissa Kellerman, who was tackled by Dallas Cowboys Tight End Jason Witten, and then travel to San Diego to be with and help Arlene Mossa Corona find her lost Chihuahua Chipita.
Seriously. Mr. Suh needs some kind of balancer to offset the hyper-high-level of aggression he displays on the field and the fun-loving, 22-year-old Melissa Kellerman can provide that. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader’s used to the spotlight and even Twitter Tweeted that she was tougher than Witten, and actually looked like she enjoyed being tackled. Ms. Kellerman could certainly handle the energetic Mr. Suh.
Then, Mr. Suh could get his community service obligations out of the way by helping Miss Corona find her lost Chipita. As of this writing, she’s taken to standing on the street corner in a bikini. Ndamukong Suh could at least lend some much needed muscle to her effort, and scare the heck out of the man Corona really suspects took her dog.
Stay tuned.