It’s almost a full day after the GOP Debate, and Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is still in the top 10 of Google Trends results. Earlier today, the Rep from Minnesota was number two in Google Trends.
All of this Internet buzz is due not just to her announcement that she’s running for President Of The United States, done during the CNN telecast of the GOP Debate, but that she didn’t fail in her presentation last night.
Of course, had she went on to say or do something expectedly off-the-charts crazy, Ms. Bachmann would have enjoyed (yes, enjoyed) even more online buzz. Let’s face it, we compare Bachmann and Sarah Palin…
But Michele’s fall didn’t happen last night. That alone means Bachmann’s serious, and wants to be taken seriously. It’s only fair that we do so. To do anything less would be, among other things, sexist.
Why sexist? Because of some of the tweets I saw last night that made my blood boil, specifically those calling for her to… Well…
@AntonioLlanito Antonio Llanito
Michele Bachmann go make me a sandwich #CNNdebate
There were a bunch of those tweets. Not cool.
No. If we’re going to attack Congresswoman Bachmann, it should only be done on substantive grounds, and we can cover a lot of “ground” there.
For example, there’s the time Bachmann said that Net Neutrality was an “Obama Censorship Plot” – no kidding.
There’s also the time she said to Michael Steele, the GOP’s first black chairperson, “Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!”
Oh, brother!
And for more juicy items on Bachmann, all we have to do is visit DumpBachmann.com, which I’ll focus on more in a future blog post.
And if that’s not enough, we have Bachmann supporters like my new Twitter foreplay playa buddy Sherry Whitstine, who’s tweets toward me for blogging about Sarah Palin’s emails about her have got me all excited, and hoping the blogger who calls herself Syrin is as physically hot as her tweets.
Here’s the exchange. And, OK, I have to admit that I was really trying to mess with her, and it worked. I love foreplay.
It started with this…
Zennie Abraham
zennie62 Zennie Abraham
@AkSyrin I just found a set of emails dated in July (can send specific date) from #SarahPalin about YOU. Said you made “hateful” comments.
17 hours agozennie62 Zennie Abraham
@AkSyrin In fact, about 4 pages of the emails posted deal with you; seems they were gearing up for some response.
17 hours agozennie62 Zennie Abraham
@AkSyrin Correction, I found more pages. It also looks like some other emails may have been deleted. You really got to Palin and Family.
17 hours ago Favorite Reply Delete
And I expected a reasonable, logical response, not what I received the next morning:
Sherry Whitstine
AkSyrin Sherry Whitstine
@@zennie62 correction please! You don’t have any facts in your silly blog. Im Palins adversary cause she’s a liar abused power & no integrity
4 hours agoSherry Whitstine
AkSyrin Sherry Whitstine
@zennie62 btw you just found these emails yesterday when the rest of the world found them 4 days ago! ( u have No Clue what I said )
4 hours ago
To which I responded:
zennie62 Zennie Abraham
@AkSyrin Actually, I am the first to refer specifically to your emails for a news website. Sorry.
3 hours ago Favorite Reply Delete
And then Sherry went off on Sarah, as if… I don’t know? I was Sarah Palin? This next set of tweets from Sherry was just bat-shit crazy:
Sherry Whitstine
AkSyrin Sherry Whitstine
@zennie62 Sarah, You are Incompetent Sarah, your family needs – No one else does! Sarah U missed that civics class? What, you’re Christian?
3 hours agoSherry Whitstine
AkSyrin Sherry Whitstine
@zennie62 Syrin’s COMMENT: Sarah, your kids need u- No one else does! Notice the FAKE email to be copy and pasted & fake name put to it?
3 hours agoSherry Whitstine
AkSyrin Sherry Whitstine
@zennie62 Actually first to refer to me? Sorry You are showing that you like the rest are blinded by ignorance U cant ENDURE SOUND DOCTRINE
3 hours ago
Ah. Okay! The original reference source was this Huffington Post blog post, and this link takes one straight to the email files. I searched online for a reference to Syrin with respect to the emails, and found nothing at the time. But that wasn’t of concern to Sherry, so I figured that telling her would be a waste of time.
Given her insults toward me, I figured it was on, and I’d have some real fun. And all under the theory that Sherry’s engaging in a type of foreplay.
zennie62 Zennie Abraham
@AkSyrin Hey Sista. I didn’t post the files. I just reported about them.
2 hours ago Favorite Reply Deletezennie62 Zennie Abraham
@AkSyrin Sherry. Is all this foreplay from you?
1 hour ago Favorite Reply Delete
But for some reason, Sherry doesn’t recognize an Internet file or reference to one. So, her sexy foreplay blasts continued.
Sherry Whitstine
AkSyrin Sherry Whitstine
@zennie62 Hey bro UR CLUELESS! What files, you Goofball!? U don’t have any files to post! Just sanitized emails from a liar, fraud, failure
1 hour agoSherry Whitstine
AkSyrin Sherry Whitstine
@zennie62 DUH! palinemail.msnbc.msn.com/palinAll/pdf/1… From SP- Cut the body of this email and paste into a new email w/ fake name and send to [email protected]
1 hour ago
So, with that, I figured it was time to go semi-street on her…
zennie62 Zennie Abraham
@AkSyrin Time out, playa. you’re saying the emails are faked?
1 hour ago Favorite Reply Delete
Her response was a howler!
Sherry Whitstine
AkSyrin Sherry Whitstine
@zennie62 Ignorant fool! What kind of language is this, playa? I’m in Wasilla, u r NOT! I know the TRUTH, u DON’T! Whose the playa?
1 hour ago
That got me excited! So I tweeted:
zennie62 Zennie Abraham
@AkSyrin Ah. I also included that language, playa. I love this foreplay. Are you married or single?
1 hour ago Favorite Reply Delete
And from that, I learned that Sherry Whitstine has committed the last 12 years of her life to, er, “expose” Sarah Palin.
AkSyrin Sherry Whitstine
@zennie62 says things like- Is all this foreplay for you? Foreplay?goofball! foreplay to what? My Mission for 12 years: EXPOSE Sarah Palin?
53 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
Let’s think about that: 12 years. That’s all the way back to 1999. That’s before the turn of the 21st Century. Before the first video-blog (2001). It’s one year before the launch of Google (1998). And it’s well before the founding of YouTube, Blip.tv, Facebook, and Twitter.
12 freaking years.
And all during that time, Sarah Palin has done nothing but go from Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, to Governor of Alaska, then to 2008 GOP Vice Presidential Candidate, after being drafted by a group of young conservatives, and now millionaire public figure.
And over this period, Palin has been attacked, her kids have become celebrities, and people have made all kind of claims that keep the media going – like the one where Bristol Palin’s kid’s real father was black.
Even with that, and other attacks and blasts, Sarah Palin has earned over $12 million since leaving the Alaska Governor’s Office, and that estimate was released a year ago.
And what has Syrin, er, Sherry Whitstine, done over that time? Get angrier and angrier. So much so that her focus has been on nothing but Sarah Palin, and apparently from her tweets to me, not even sex.
Or fun.
The real question is what sparked Ms. Whitstine to embark on this 12-year, Captain Ahab-like pursuit of Sarah Palin? Whatever the answer, it’s clear Sherry’s the classic definition of a Sarah Palin-hater.
But a hater doesn’t have to be as single-mindedly dedicated as Syrin! She’s pissed-off and beyond the charts. Can you imagine the pent-up, raw, primal sexual energy, just waiting to be unleashed from Ms. Whitstine! Wow. What a gusher of a ride that would be!
Stay tuned.