The 2013 Golden Globe Awards is history, and aside from Jodie Foster’s heartfelt speech (this blogger’s commentary here), the show contained a few surprises. Foremost among them was Argo taking both Best Director for Ben Affleck, and Best Picture, beating Steven Speilberg and his epic movie Lincoln in the process.
Also, Quentin Tarentino won for Best Screenplay, even as Django Unchained was being blasted for its excessive use of the N-word. What does that say about the Hollywood Foreign Press Association?
Finally, show hosts Tina Fey and Amy Pohler were amazing, with the best joke they told, well, Amy said, was about Katheryn Bigelow being married to James Cameron being like torture. Or, “I don’t know about the torture controversy surrounding Zero Dark Thirty but I trust a lady that was married for three years to James Cameron.”
OUCH!
No word from Cameron, who’s too busy talking about deep sea exploration to care.
Here’s the Golden Globe Awards 2013 Full Winners List, below, and thanks to the HFPA. The winners are marked in bold letters, like this: WINNER.
BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a ARGO – WINNER
Warner Bros. Pictures, GK Films, Smokehouse Pictures; Warner Bros. Pictures
b DJANGO UNCHAINED
The Weinstein Company, Columbia Pictures; The Weinstein Company/Sony Pictures Releasing
c LIFE OF PI
Fox 2000 Pictures; Twentieth Century Fox
d LINCOLN
DreamWorks Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox; Touchstone Pictures
e ZERO DARK THIRTY
Columbia Pictures and Annapurna Pictures; Sony Pictures Releasing
2. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a Jessica Chastain – WINNER ZERO DARK THIRTY
b Marion Cotillard RUST AND BONE
c Helen Mirren HITCHCOCK
d Naomi Watts THE IMPOSSIBLE
e Rachel Weisz THE DEEP BLUE SEA
3. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a Daniel Day-Lewis – WINNER – LINCOLN
b Richard Gere ARBITRAGE
c John Hawkes THE SESSIONS
d Joaquin Phoenix THE MASTER
e Denzel Washington FLIGHT
4. BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL
Blueprint Pictures/Participant Media; Fox Searchlight Pictures
b LES MISERABLES – WINNER
Universal Pictures, A Working Title Films/Cameron Mackintosh Productions; Universal Pictures
c MOONRISE KINGDOM
Indian Paintbrush; Focus Features
d SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN
CBS Films; CBS Films
e SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
The Weinstein Company; The Weinstein Company
5. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a Emily Blunt SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN
b Judi Dench THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL
c Jennifer Lawrence – WINNER – SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
d Maggie Smith QUARTET
e Meryl Streep HOPE SPRINGS
6. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a Jack Black BERNIE
b Bradley Cooper SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
c Hugh Jackman – WINNER – LES MISERABLES
d Ewan McGregor SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN
e Bill Murray HYDE PARK ON HUDSON
7. BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
a BRAVE – WINNER
Walt Disney Pictures, Pixar Animation Studios; Walt Disney Pictures
b FRANKENWEENIE
Walt Disney Pictures; Walt Disney Pictures
c HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA
Columbia Pictures / Sony Pictures Animation; Sony Pictures Releasing
d RISE OF THE GUARDIANS
DreamWorks Animation LLC; Paramount Pictures
e WRECK-IT RALPH
Walt Disney Pictures, Walt Disney Animation Studios; Walt Disney Pictures
8. BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
a AMOUR – WINNER
(AUSTRIA)
Les Films Du Losange, X Filme Creative Pool, Wega Film; Sony Pictures Classics
b A ROYAL AFFAIR
(DENMARK) (En kongelig affære)
Zentropa Entertainment; Magnolia Pictures
c THE INTOUCHABLES
(FRANCE) (Les Intouchables)
The WeinstenCompany, Quad Productions, Gaumont, TF1 Films Production, Ten Films, Chaocorp; The Weinstein Company
d KON-TIKI (NORWAY/UK/DENMARK)
Nordisk Film Production, Recorded Picture Company; The Weinstein Company
e RUST AND BONE (FRANCE)
(De rouille et d’os)
Page 114, Why Not Productions; Sony Pictures Classics
9. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
a Amy Adams THE MASTER
b Sally Field LINCOLN
c Anne Hathaway – WINNER – LES MISERABLES
d Helen Hunt THE SESSIONS
e Nicole Kidman THE PAPERBOY
10. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
a Alan Arkin ARGO
b Leonardo DiCaprio DJANGO UNCHAINED
c Philip Seymour Hoffman THE MASTER
d Tommy Lee Jones LINCOLN
e Christoph Waltz – WINNER – DJANGO UNCHAINED
11. BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE
a Ben Affleck – WINNER – ARGO
b Kathryn Bigelow ZERO DARK THIRTY
c Ang Lee LIFE OF PI
d Steven Spielberg LINCOLN
e Quentin Tarantino DJANGO UNCHAINED
12. BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE
a Mark Boal ZERO DARK THIRTY
b Tony Kushner LINCOLN
c David O. Russell SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
d Quentin Tarantino – WINNER – DJANGO UNCHAINED
e Chris Terrio ARGO
13. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE
a Mychael Danna – WINNER – LIFE OF PI
b Alexandre Desplat ARGO
c Dario Marianelli ANNA KARENINA
d Tom Tykwer,Johnny Klimek,
Reinhold Heil CLOUD ATLAS
e John Williams LINCOLN
14. BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE
a “FOR YOU” — ACT OF VALOR
Music by: Monty Powell, Keith Urban
Lyrics by: Monty Powell, Keith Urban
b “NOT RUNNING ANYMORE”—STAND UP GUYS
Music by: Jon Bon Jovi
Lyrics by: Jon Bon Jovi
c “SAFE & SOUND” — THE HUNGER GAMES
Music by: Taylor Swift, John Paul White, Joy Williams, T Bone Burnett
Lyrics by: Taylor Swift, John Paul White, Joy Williams, T Bone Burnett
d “SKYFALL” – WINNER – SKYFALLMusic by: Adele, Paul Epworth Lyrics by: Adele, Paul Epworth
e “SUDDENLY” — LES MISERABLES
Music by: Claude-Michel Schonberg
Lyrics by: Herbert Kretzmer, Alain Boublil
15. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
a BREAKING BAD
AMC
Sony Pictures Television
b BOARDWALK EMPIRE
HBO
Leverage, Closest to the Hole Productions, Sikelia Productions and Cold Front Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
c DOWNTON ABBEY: SEASON 2
PBS
A Carnival / Masterpiece Co-Production
d HOMELAND – WINNER
SHOWTIME
SHOWTIME, Teakwood Lane Productions, Cherry Pie Productions, Keshet, Fox 21
e THE NEWSROOM
HBO
HBO Entertainment
16. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
a Connie Britton NASHVILLE
b Glenn Close DAMAGES
c Claire Danes HOMELAND – WINNER
d Michelle Dockery DOWNTON ABBEY: SEASON 2
e Julianna Margulies THE GOOD WIFE
17. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
a Steve Buscemi BOARDWALK EMPIRE
b Bryan Cranston BREAKING BAD
c Jeff Daniels THE NEWSROOM
d Jon Hamm MAD MEN
e Damian Lewis HOMELAND – WINNER
18. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a THE BIG BANG THEORY
CBS
Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc. in association with Warner Bros. Television
b EPISODES
SHOWTIME
SHOWTIME, Hat Trick Productions, Crane Klarik Productions
c GIRLS – WINNER
HBO
Apatow Productions and I am Jenni Konner Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
d MODERN FAMILY
ABC Levitan-Lloyd Productions in association with Twentieth Century Fox Television
e SMASH
NBC Universal Television in association with DreamWorks Television
19. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a Zooey Deshanel NEW GIRL
b Julia Louis-Dreyfus VEEP
c Lena Dunham GIRLS – WINNER
d Tina Fey 30 ROCK
e Amy Poehler PARKS AND RECREATION
20. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a Alec Baldwin 30 ROCK
b Don Cheadle – WINNER – HOUSE OF LIES
c Louis C.K. LOUIE
d Matt LeBlanc EPISODES
e Jim Parsons THE BIG BANG THEORY
21. BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a GAME CHANGE – WINNER
HBO
Playtone and Everyman Pictures in association with HBO Films
b THE GIRL
HBO
A Wall to Wall, Warner Bros Entertainment GmbH, Moonlighting and BBC Production in association with HBO Films
c HATFIELDS & MCCOYS
HISTORY Thinkfactory Media in association with History
d THE HOUR
BBC AMERICA
Kudos Film and Television/BBC America co-production
e POLITICAL ANIMALS
USA NETWORK Berlanti Productions and Laurence Mark Productions in association with Warner Horizon Television
22. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a Nicole Kidman HEMINGWAY & GELLHORN
b Jessica Lange AMERICAN HORROR STORY: ASYLUM
c Sienna Miller THE GIRL
d Julianne Moore – WINNER – GAME CHANGE
e Sigourney Weaver POLITICAL ANIMALS
23. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a Kevin Costner – WINNER – HATFIELDS & MCCOYS
b Benedict Cumberbatch SHERLOCK (MASTERPIECE)
c Woody Harrelson GAME CHANGE
d Toby Jones THE GIRL
e Clive Owen HEMINGWAY & GELLHORN
24. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a Hayden Panettiere NASHVILLE
b Archie Panjabi THE GOOD WIFE
c Sarah Paulson GAME CHANGE
d Maggie Smith – WINNER – DOWNTON ABBEY: SEASON 2
e Sofia Vergara MODERN FAMILY
25. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a Max Greenfield NEW GIRL
b Ed Harris – WINNER – GAME CHANGE
c Danny Huston MAGIC CITY
d Mandy Patinkin HOMELAND
e Eric Stonestreet MODERN FAMILY
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